1 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:53,110 Winter is coming. 2 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:54,750 Winter is here. 3 00:01:56,510 --> 00:01:57,510 Come here, John. 4 00:01:58,110 --> 00:01:59,110 I'll warm you. 5 00:01:59,610 --> 00:02:00,730 You're going to cover yourself. 6 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:05,090 I may have abandoned the watch, but I still wear the black and adhere to the 7 00:02:05,090 --> 00:02:06,090 oath. 8 00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:08,190 Do you not love me? 9 00:02:10,229 --> 00:02:11,790 Of course I love you. 10 00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:15,150 I just cannot love you. 11 00:02:16,430 --> 00:02:17,430 You know that. 12 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:20,130 John, how are we ever supposed to be together? 13 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,400 Every night I lay next to you, I find a hard time not touching you. 14 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:29,840 I have a hard time as well. 15 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,400 Very hard. 16 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:34,880 All the time. 17 00:02:37,340 --> 00:02:38,720 It's not healthy, John. 18 00:02:39,580 --> 00:02:43,820 Your balls will fall off. Just pop right off. 19 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,480 But what am I to do? 20 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,540 I took an oath. 21 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,400 And what did you swear? 22 00:02:57,820 --> 00:03:03,700 I swore to hold no land, to take no wife, and to father no children. 23 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:10,520 What are you doing? 24 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:13,020 I have no lands to give. 25 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,720 And I understand we cannot marry. 26 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,340 But we can still fuck. 27 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:02,580 Say it would be fire. 28 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,020 Too weakly been on the road. Not a single word. 29 00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:14,360 Are you mute? 30 00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:18,560 Had your tongue cut out for knowing how secret? 31 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,480 Perhaps you're mentally deficient. 32 00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:29,300 But then... 33 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,080 No retard could capture the Kingslayer. 34 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,380 Fire bad. 35 00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:47,720 I think the Kingslayer has been captured by a retard, but are you a woman? 36 00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:52,920 No woman could wield a sword this large. 37 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:58,840 Brienne, woman. 38 00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:05,520 Jamie man, yes, Jimmy man 39 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:16,160 You 40 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,760 can lay with me 41 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,680 Ugh. 42 00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:16,660 Thank you. 43 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:29,180 King Slayer has good colors. 44 00:32:30,660 --> 00:32:37,600 I'll have to get you out of all the filthy 45 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,600 clay. 46 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,680 He's sucking my... 47 00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:07,090 Good. 48 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,340 To what do I owe the honor of this divot? 49 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,340 My husband is thankfully dead. 50 00:50:55,200 --> 00:51:00,740 My brother, captured by some sort of mute half -man, half -woman beast. 51 00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:02,360 And my son. 52 00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:06,940 My son needs to be kicked in the balls at least a dozen times. 53 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,180 Well, surely it can't be as bad as all that. 54 00:51:12,460 --> 00:51:17,100 Now the people are uprising because Stark is dead and Arya. 55 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,940 That asexual cunt is missing. 56 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,080 And, of course, there's that dragon bitch in Karth. 57 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,140 Dragons? Really? 58 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,920 Well, dragons are the in -thing things. 59 00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:34,220 And I can't remember half of the characters because all of their names 60 00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:35,220 same. 61 00:51:36,100 --> 00:51:37,100 Not mine. 62 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:44,520 And we keep hearing, winter is coming. Can these people say anything else, 63 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,800 My house's motto is, for the love of cock. 64 00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:52,300 I don't know. 65 00:51:52,460 --> 00:51:53,980 My great -grandmother chose it. 66 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,660 And my midget brother just married Sansa Stark. 67 00:51:58,420 --> 00:52:02,740 Sansa? Even I can't stand her, and now she's part of the family? 68 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,800 Can you imagine all those Christmas dinners? 69 00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:08,300 What were we thinking? 70 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:10,720 What the fuck is Christmas? 71 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,940 Varys, I need to get fucked. 72 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,240 Well, why didn't you bathe, though? 73 00:52:21,940 --> 00:52:23,440 I thought you were a eunuch. 74 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:26,780 Well, if I didn't keep this a secret, I wouldn't get any work done. 75 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,800 How's this for a royal blowjob? 76 00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:16,360 Magnificent, Michael. 77 00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:22,260 All 78 00:59:22,260 --> 00:59:38,020 these 79 00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,580 damn clothes to get in the way. 80 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:30,840 That's obviously my car here. 81 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:26,680 Thank you. 82 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:48,760 Do you like that cream? 83 01:06:46,930 --> 01:06:47,930 Oh, yes. 84 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,280 um 85 01:18:37,710 --> 01:18:38,710 Don't rip it out. 86 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:39,830 I'm sorry, my lady. 87 01:18:40,910 --> 01:18:41,910 I'm so sorry. 88 01:18:44,210 --> 01:18:45,210 That's better. 89 01:18:45,730 --> 01:18:46,990 It feels so good. 90 01:18:48,950 --> 01:18:50,850 How long have you served the Dothraki? 91 01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:52,930 My whole life, Mistress. 92 01:18:55,470 --> 01:18:56,890 Have you always been a handmaiden? 93 01:19:00,510 --> 01:19:01,510 What's that? 94 01:19:02,890 --> 01:19:04,210 I was a pleasure slave. 95 01:19:05,570 --> 01:19:06,610 Before you came. 96 01:19:07,950 --> 01:19:09,730 And who exactly did you pleasure? 97 01:19:10,370 --> 01:19:11,690 Whoever I was told to. 98 01:19:12,790 --> 01:19:13,950 Except for the horses. 99 01:19:16,130 --> 01:19:17,750 Never the horses. 100 01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:19,750 What was it like? 101 01:19:21,330 --> 01:19:22,350 What was what like? 102 01:19:23,130 --> 01:19:24,590 Having sex with all those people. 103 01:19:26,090 --> 01:19:27,750 I've only had sex with Khal Drogo. 104 01:19:27,990 --> 01:19:32,150 My lady, Khal Drogo left us months ago. 105 01:19:33,510 --> 01:19:34,510 That's okay. 106 01:19:34,750 --> 01:19:36,170 He wasn't very good, I think. 107 01:19:37,290 --> 01:19:40,630 Is it normal for a man to insist on feeding you carrots during sex? 108 01:19:41,250 --> 01:19:43,110 And tell you how glossy your coat is? 109 01:19:44,090 --> 01:19:45,090 Oh, mistress. 110 01:19:45,650 --> 01:19:46,770 This will never do. 111 01:19:48,050 --> 01:19:49,130 Let me show you. 112 01:20:27,129 --> 01:20:29,270 I'm getting my nipples nice and hard. 113 01:20:30,090 --> 01:20:31,090 Oh my god. 114 01:20:31,330 --> 01:20:32,330 Fuck yes. 115 01:20:59,150 --> 01:21:00,150 She's got a hand in it. 116 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,000 Okay, goodbye. 117 01:34:59,630 --> 01:35:01,210 Oh, darling wife of mine. 118 01:35:01,750 --> 01:35:06,050 One who inspires the thoughts of suicide and others merely by her presence. Come 119 01:35:06,050 --> 01:35:07,050 with me. 120 01:35:10,530 --> 01:35:11,530 Husband, I'm here. 121 01:35:13,130 --> 01:35:14,130 Good girl. 122 01:35:15,370 --> 01:35:22,310 What do you wish of me? I wish you not to be such a whining, mewling bitch. 123 01:35:23,470 --> 01:35:27,450 I wish that you had not placed this in this arrangement. 124 01:35:28,520 --> 01:35:29,580 Through your stupidity. 125 01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:33,040 My lord? 126 01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:40,280 It's time for you to ride the Shetland Pony. 127 01:35:45,580 --> 01:35:48,940 What? I thought all girls liked to ride the Shetland Pony. 128 01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:21,840 I'm Tyrion. 129 01:36:22,560 --> 01:36:23,560 I'm a dwarf. 130 01:36:23,820 --> 01:36:25,640 But I'm everyone's favorite character. 131 01:36:26,240 --> 01:36:27,460 Where's you? You? 132 01:36:29,480 --> 01:36:31,800 You should have been killed off in the very first book. 133 01:36:33,180 --> 01:36:34,660 No one loves you, Thanta. 134 01:36:35,400 --> 01:36:36,480 No one loves you. 135 01:36:40,940 --> 01:36:44,120 Tyrion should be saddled with a red -headed cunt. 136 01:36:47,100 --> 01:36:49,320 Tyrion had no other plan for his knife. 137 01:36:49,640 --> 01:36:50,640 Oh, no. 138 01:36:51,020 --> 01:36:52,020 I'll marry you. 139 01:36:52,540 --> 01:36:53,800 Everything will be fine. 140 01:36:54,180 --> 01:36:57,320 I just have to listen to your endless mindless whining. 141 01:37:08,040 --> 01:37:09,140 Take off your clothes. 142 01:37:13,080 --> 01:37:16,340 Take off your clothes and show me the one thing that you do well. 143 01:37:17,020 --> 01:37:18,640 Show me the one thing that you do well. 144 01:37:19,550 --> 01:37:22,950 By morning I'll have you sandwiched between Littlefinger and Tywin. 145 01:49:58,280 --> 01:49:59,280 Good night.